Wanna know what sucks about the iBOT?

I don't have one. That's what sucks.

Seriously, it is messing with my head that I
don't have one. While I was fine living without
one for nearly 3 decades, I was fine with it
because it didn't exist! Now that it exists,
and I've tried it, and I loved it, but I don't
have one, I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Every single day since December I've been
thinking about the things I could do if I had
an iBOT. For example, I'd like to be out
exploring the neighborhood right now. Sure,
I can explore a bit in my manual, but not as
much as I could if I had an iBOT.

It's very frustrating.

I will get one though. I'm not sure when or
how, but it will happen.